perks-of-being-chinese:

damnwhatsmyurl:

perks-of-being-chinese:

don’t masturbate

After reading this I’m going to have a fantastic wank when I get home

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(via hotboyproblems)

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

(via hi)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via calidisposition)

,,

The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink.

T.S. Eliot (via peterthewebslingerparker)

Author’s secret: it doesn’t have to be your own blood.

(via tsukinofaerii)

(via calidisposition)

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

(via simplewhitefemale)

legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

(Source: officialcoolinternetgang, via now-this-is-living)

cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2014. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

(via hotboyproblems)